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Y Saturday, January 10, 2009

hey guys, remember th time where we all went to watch the movie - TWILIGHT?. Tat time i was so freaked out of that movie, but recalling it right now, i think it made sense why ppl love it so much..which recently includes...me. today morning when i was forced out of bed, to go eat mcd breakfast with my uncle, he was reading the newspaper. n suddenly something caught my eye, n thats where the anger in me was forced out. It said : WHY TWILIGHT IS AN INSULT TO ALL VAMPIRES. i was so freaked out bout that article!...the guys who wrote tat piece of shit was called JAY. i'll type th whole article out for you guys ok..READ IT AND PROTEST!
here we go!-

Sucking the fun out of vampires.
give me a vampire that sleeps in a coffin in a spooky castle, not one living in a designer home.

What with the raging economic crisis, war in the Middle East and floods in the region, I thought this week i would tell you about a movie i watched last weekend. This movie is called Twilight, which is based on a book written by Stephenie Meyer. Both book and movie have proved to be huge hits here and around the world, for reasons not clear to me. Let me first be clear that i was completely against watching this movie. i wanted to watch IP Man, but was out-voted, then dragged kicking and complaining into the cinema. Anyway, you know how it is sometimes when you are really skeptical about something, but later find it really good? Twilight is not one of those cases. All it did was reinforce a long-standing hunch i had= Woman are capable of taking the fun out of everthing. This is esp true of things which guys enjoy alot, such as video games, comics and, of course, football. Put the wrong sort of women into the mix and you may find every ounce of fun sqeezed out of it. Twlight seems like the result of taking the uber-cool subject of bloodsucking super vampires and turning the whole thing over to someone's 13 yr old sister. Let me give you a quick rundown of the plot. The story revolves around a vampire named Ed and his human biology lab partner, Bella. The two fall in love(duh)-THAT WAS WHAT HE SAID. despite Ed's initial attmepts to stay away from her by skipping bio lab. This cunnining plan did not work because he - and remember this is a vampire talking - "did not have the strength" to stay away from her. Bella, in turn, is not turned off by this rakishly good-looking albeit very pale lab partner because she knows he's rich, can read minds, has superman strength, yet goes to high school. He tells her his secret, but she still loves him and everything is just fine until a game of baseball when an evil vampire looks at her at the wrong way. The some other stuff happens which i won't spoil for you assuming you still want to watch it after reading this. In short, Twilight is Dracula meets Sweet Valley High meets in a lobotomy. I mean i can understand there being some romance, but it should be more the "you're wrong my love" or "Oh i'm in pain because i want you but i cant have u that sort.
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Guys, i'm just gonna stop here..too fuming mad to continue. heres a little something from me to that asshole in the newspaper.
LOOK, DOESN'T MEAN THAT IF YOU DISLIKE TWILIGHT, DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN INSULT IT. UNDERSTAND THE STORY! READ THE BOOK! TWILIGHT IS DEFINATELY NOT SUCKIN' THE FUN OUT OF VAMPIRES. ITS JUST A STORY. IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, R U PROTECTING THE VAMPS? R u THE VAMP? IF NOT, GET UR BLODDY BRAIN OFF THE HATRED OF TWILIGHT N appreciate it. even i can, why cant U?! PPL, LOOK THRU THE ARTICLE ON THE PAPERS, N MR.ASSHOLE ACTUALLY COMPARED TWILIGHT TO SESEAME STREET. WAT A STUPID COMPARISM. AND begging them to leave the others like werewolves, frankenstein and zombies alone? GET UR FREAKIN MINDSET CHANGED MR! SO WHY NOT u DO THE HONORS N WRITE A BOOK ABOUT PONIES AND RAINBOWS......how interesting. COME ON! YOU ARE A 50+ OLD GRANDPA, DEFINATELY U DO not care, BOUT US....THE NEW LOT OF TEEEEENAGERS!! WELL THANKS, FOR THIS WONDERFUL TIME FULL OF A NEW BEGGINING OF A HATRED CRISIS! THANKS alot! AND. TAKING KIDS YOUNGER THAN US AS A THREAT?! SAYING IT MAY HARM THEM? YA....YOU R soooooo right! what about the guys?! they will learn this ONE DAY......n i BET...I BET! THEY WILL L.O.V.E THAT VAMP STORY TOO! I'LL BET MY LIFE FOR IT!!!!! n werewolves like the WOLFGANG U MISTAKE AS THE EVIL VAMP, WILL NOT TURN INTO A POMERNARIAN DURING A FULL MOON AND RIDE AROUND IN A SOCIALITE'S HANDBAG, POOPING DIAMONDS AND EATING CANAPES. IT DOES NOT MAKE WEREWOLVES MOVIES UNFUN, ITS CALLED AN IMAGINATION..if you seriously do not have one...watch the show on IMAGINATION ON SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS....NICKOLODEON! A 5 YR OLD CHANNEL!! THE WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST, ECONOMIC CRISIS AND FLOODS IN THE REGION DOES NOT HAVE A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. TO DO WITH THE MOVIE YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!

Signed,

a crazy twilight fan/a big jeremy au yong hater!

(if you wanna sue me....I THINK NOT! ASSHOLE.

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